He wants to jam with you.”“Cool” said Bob Blobluto “I’d suck on his seed blaster too, unless he’s a fat ass.”“Oh, he’s not fat” of...ered Richard Widemouth in a voice that cracked with a custard sound. “He’d let you slurp on his chode until he shoots a load of baby batter into your gappin’ yapper. Do you have a poem for me?”“Sure” replied Bob Blobluto “She was a mellow frumpy girlWith spanked on Jell-O wiggly thighsShe frowned like she could never mind To go down blindAnd lick the cigar mushroom. I'm anticipating a great time and hopefully some great sex with a new HOT girl.this is my first rally and have no idea what to expect.we roll in on friday and it's crazy i see girls flashing boobs everywhere,this is great.i even see a guy fully tattoo'ed walking around in only a little g-string.i make a comment and she tells me he is wearing more than he did last year.then i get a great surprise when her smoking hot friend shows up also yippee.things go as i hoped i was getting a great blow job. “So where are you guys off to?” I asked.“There are actually two parties we’re going to go to,” Brian answered. “One of her coworkers is having a party, and then we also heard about another party we are going to try.”“Well let me get a picture before you go,” I said acting like a typical mom.The two of them stood side-by-side with their daggers and weapons in hand. I snapped a picture with my iPhone, and then took one more for good measure. After the second shot they started to head for the. ”My eyes went wide with fright and I shook my head faster and tried to shout “No!” around the gag.“There are number of ways to castrate a male. There is a nice little pair of pliers. Sort of like a locking jaw pliers. They're used to crush all the blood vessels and nerves and the tube that carries your sperm to your penis. It is simple and quick. Only a minute or so. Then everything shrivels up a dies and is absorbed back into the body. Unfortunately we didn't have time to get one of.