I bought Melissa her first vibrator too; the constant buzz used to put me to sleep at night.The last 'other' cock I could remember was that time in Ve...as when Melissa brought some drunken bum back to the room. After he fucked her, I tried to give him a blowjob, but he was too soused to keep it hard again. His loss."Well done, boys. That was beautiful."The shock on their faces was laughable; two poor high school boys, stark naked, cocks shriveled, proud as peacocks for having just been two parts. When I was introduced to Rex's boss, Bob Mears, he took us into the conference room and helped me set up the projector for my presentation. Five minutes later, people began to file into the room. Another five minutes later, and everyone who was expected had arrived and Rex introduced me to them. I got a fairly friendly welcome from them and that settled me a bit.It took two hours to get through the presentation, twice as long as normal. The questions began almost immediately and came from every. .. think that it’s a gift in upfront for what it shall come next”“Sure is a gift! It’s like Christmas!” shouted Drakken.After enjoying their newfound source of funds, the three villains stood up and went to leave the home, all in delight and praise.“Thanks, Miss Venena! You are a kind soul! Kind in an evil way to say”, said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.“Hope to see you soon, gentlemen and lady! Wait for news on myself to arrive soon”, replied Venena as she escorted them to the outside, where the limo was. On the other hand, maybe her personal life is in better shape than mine. At least she has a personal life.I've dated a bit. But most guys don't find oil-stained hands and dirty hair attractive. Once every few months Cat manages to wrangle me into a blind date with the brother or friend of her current beau, but other than that, I really don't bother."Lexi!" Huh? What?" Damn, I totally wasn't paying attention."Where's your head tonight?" Cat asked.I shrugged, "I dunno."I took another swig of beer.