He lost his long-suffering girlfriend and hisplum job at her father’s sawmill, moved into an abandonedAirstream trailer on the edge of an acid lake ...n the middleof a clear-cut nowhere, only his hand and a satellite dish tokeep him company, chainsawing and trimming andhauling logs, freelance, for a living.He was the guy who cried ‘Watch the skies!’ once toooften, Chicken Little in a spacesuit, and now no one waslistening – except the tiny green centipede with theMickey Mouse voice.‘This will be. What did my parents expect; I’m not cut out for this. There is no I can make a sports team against such high competition, and therefore no way of attending college. The walk felt like an eternity, step by step I strolled past the boys change room, hung a right, up the stairs and down the hall. Finally I arrived at his office, I paused, took a deep breath, and knocked. “Come in,” a voice called. “Hi, sir, you wanted to see me…” I said weakly, as I stepped inside his office. It was pretty. .and gone in the morning, always gone. When he had seen this goddess stretched languidly in the forest sunlight like some sort of delicious gift, Jethro had mentally fallen to his knees. In a matter of seconds, however, he had recovered his composure. There were dangers in these woods; wolves, wild boar, and worst of all the roving packs of bandits in service to the pretender King. He had approached her, carefully, quietly, assessed her state - no wounds, just the gentle rise and fall of those. So what would she do? I knew she’d be sure to tell me in a sort-of vengeful way. I actually got a bit hard thinking of it like I did when she got hot and told me about some of the more interesting adventures in her past. Damn, I’d better go see if that wife was available.She was and hopped on me in my stock trailer, proudly telling me I was the third one already today. They surely hadn’t done that pussy any damage. My nuts appreciated the relief. When I asked if she’d be around later, she.