‘See that tree over there? I want you to tell me what species it is and how many board feet of lumber it contains.’The Newfie promptly answers, �...Dat dere’s a Sitka Spruce and she got 383 board feet a’ lumber in ‘ER.’The foreman is impressed. He puts the truck in motion and stops again about a mile down the road. He points at another tree through the passenger door window and asks the same question. This time, it’s a bigger tree and of a different class.‘Lord tunderin’! Dat’s yer Douglas Fir and. Qiao noted the look from Nemeia. The teifling had a very expressive face when she wasn’t hiding something, which was frequent. The look told Qiao, that she had already had enough of the bard’s cheerful crap. This was war, and with how Malark was behaving, one would be forgiven for thinking he was using it as an opportunity to write a new ballad.Qiao said a salient prayer to Lathander as she saw General Grodan approaching. “Himo,” she said to the wood elf who sat cross-legged among the group of. ”Andy went quiet and looked intently into Mandy’s eyes.“Well when she is really horny, and I mean really horny, like about once a year, Kath let’s me watch her pee, but that’s it, then she always gets embarrassed. But what I’ve always wanted, and she knows this, is for a woman to pee over me.”Mandy’s grin broadened, “Oh brother in law, we are so alike. I’d love to piss all over you.”Andy leaned up on his elbow, “Truly?”“Mmmmm, piss all over your face, make you drink my pee, that really turns me. There was no doubt her juices were already running down her legs, and she knew it'd only get worse. She hadn't bothered to wear an underwear."My god girl! You're so wet!" I exclaimed. Of course, this isn't news to her as she walked towards the door to lock it. I am now rock hard and hurried off to the bathroom to start our shower and was undressing on my way there. She has locked the door and walked into the bathroom to join me, naked. Am already in the shower and the water running over my body.
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