"I'll have 'em mate" laughed a voice beside me and someone else behind me slapped me on the shoulder,"Lucky bugger" he said, "My missus couldn't even ...et her big toe in them buggers"Mum had her head buried in my shoulder, shaking with laughter, but she was excited too, I could tell that by her eyes when she looked up at me,"Well at least I won't get my knickers in a twist" she laughed and half the pub laughed with us!We didn't buy another drink all night, total strangers were insisting that. I knew it was all choreographed movements based on the music, but she made it seem like it was all happening in the moment, like she was just discovering it. I had never seen anyone move like her before. The music stopped and she smiled at me again, this time a little more out of breath. She wiped a little bit of sweat off her brow and took a drink of water. I complimented her further and she tried to play it like it was no big deal. “Do you want to see one of my favorite routines?” She asked.. Grandpa Weston and I were theonly ones home and I was lying on the settee with my head on his lap infront of a huge log fire. Grandpa Weston was watching some documentaryon the telly and I was just gazing contentedly into the flames when thejangling bell blasted into our thoughts."Hello. Oh is that Michelle?" 'Yes'. "Oh goodie, It's Shirley, I'mjust so glad I caught you; with that barn you live in, you never knowwho's going to answer.'"Well there's only me and grandpa here at the moment,. They sat almost on the end of his nose and she wondered if they would fall off if he was humping one of his patients in private like some of the so-called healers that considered a patient their property whilst under their care and control.She explained her problem and he sat her down on a stool and swung a golden watch in front of her face for some length of time and she thought it was funny and would never work on her agile mind.Sometime later, she woke up with her skirts up and her slit.