Judge Rawlings looked at Travis. “Your turn for your closing argument.”This time Travis stood and faced the jury. “Y’all know this is a set up... Those two witnesses haven’t had a sober day in the last five years. Even if they could see past their drunk, they didn’t see me. I was at home when Dawson was killed.” Travis sat back down.“The jury will retire, consider the evidence and bring back a verdict,” the judge ordered.The jury filed out. Travis watched them go. ‘Every one of those jurors was. .. this is birth controlThings I've learned from my children... (honest and no kidding!)1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3. A 3 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape. It. Sanju – Yaar Payal ye bra kya hoti hai ?Uska ye sawal sunte hi mere aur meri class ke ass pass ki ladkiyo ke kaan khade ho gye. Mujhe samjh me nhi aa rha tha, ki main is sawal ka jawab kese doon. Kyoki duniya bahot galat samjh skati hai. Akhir fir maine bahot soch samjh bola.Main – Dekh Sanju bra bhi ek baniyan hoti hai, jise niche dala jata hai. Ab iske aage iske bare me kuch mat puchyie, kyoki iske bare me mujhe bhi jyada kuch nhi pata.Mere aise bolne se wo bhadak gya aur bola – Yaar tu mere. 1 feet hai aur chati 40 ki hai gym regular jaata hu aur meri shaadi abhi tak hui nahi mer2 behno ki shaadi karni thi ek graduate hai commerce me aur duri abhi 2nd year bsc kar rahi hai,waise mujhe kaafi shoukh hai randi baazi ka kyu ki shaadi nahi hui to apne lund ko shant karne jaata tha per puri saawdhani se condom use karta tha per patni sukh aur baap banne ki iccha man me hi rahi,apne marte hue pita k o vachan diya tha ke dono behno ke haath pile karne ke baad hi shaadi karunga .Har raat.
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