" When she looked at the clock and saw that it was only 11AM, she rolled her eyes. "I bought you a present." That's so sweet." She genuinely seemed to...appreciate the gesture. "You didn't need to get me anything."I laughed again, "Yea, actually I did." I threw her the bag from the pharmacy.She opened it, then looked up at me, and with total seriousness, she asked "Would knocking me up be so bad?"Taken aback, I looked at her for several seconds before responding. "What guy my age wouldn't love. I just had to tweak the algorithms I had written a bit more. Now that I was among the unemployed I would have a lot more time for such mundane endeavors. Yea, right. I considered that for a minute, then saw it had been over half an hour since I'd started checking email and decided I'd better get back to the ladies. I put everything back to sleep and left the office to return to the living room.Neither set of twins was around as I joined Nora and Helga on the couch. I turned the TV on but then. Some old friends were throwing a bachelor party for him tonight. One last wild fling. The final chance to blow off steam and get rid of all the accumulated cobwebs. Just a bunch of the guys having fun. He'd probably make a fool of himself and laugh about it tomorrow with Laura.At first there were no surprises. Piled in random disarray on the dining room table were grease-stained cartons of take-out pizza, stacks of cold cuts and sliced cheese, jars of olives and pickles, and the indispensable. I asked him if he wanted anything.He didn’t even stop to think about it. “We can get a sandwich later if we get hungry. I want to see these pictures.”“Me too!”I moved closer and wrapped one of my hands around his hard cock. I said, “And I suppose you’ll want me to take care of this damned thing again!”He laughed and said, “It only seems fair. You’re the one who keeps putting that damned thing there.”I squeezed his cock gently and took a deep breath. I said, “That, my dear brother, was ....