Haven't got laid in months, but still I keep everything neat and smooth down there, so I’m always prepared, always ready”“God mom, that's way to... much information!”“Well, excuse me for being a woman”“You're not a woman, you're my mom!”I chuckled at his reaction, both at his voiced disapproval and his physical reaction, which was quite the opposite. The bulge in his pants was now a full tent, and in a futile attempt to hide his condition, he covered his crotch with the TV guide.Fifteen minutes. We spent all night on Wednesday night trying to get in an angle to finger bang one another only to be discovered in the morning unable to twist back into the position mom left us in the night prior. I couldn’t convince the girls to take a chance and just remember to get back into position last night.Today was to be our first “test,” and we all knew Mom was not going to be very forgiving of any mistakes or breaches in discipline. We all knew she was going to test us on positions, speech, and. Lori, you can’t go off with Harriet, it’s not safe. No. You’re not going.”Lori opened the front door and stepped out and then turned to look back at her mother. “Mom, no offense, but I’m an adult now and honestly, if I can kill people, I can go on a road trip. I’ll see you in a few days.”They pulled into the grassy field that had been used for the fair parking lot. There were only forty-five minutes left before it closed so the parking lot wasn’t as full and they were able to get a place fairly. We chit chat a bit and she is telling me how thankful she is that I picked her up. I said, no problem, that it was my pleasure, and indeed it was. As we are driving I find myself glancing over at her marvelous tits, hoping that she doesn't catch me. She did, and noticed the bulge that had sprung up in my shorts. She then turns to me and asks how could I ever repay you the favor. I smiled and she knew exactly what I was thinking. I said I think we could think of something. She then says I see.