. please!!!You order me to slide my head down the edge of the bed and keep my ass up so that I am resting on my shoulders with my cock staring me righ... in the face. Out of experience, I know to spread my ass open while you pull the heat treatment out of my ass hole. You grab the 12" long, 3” girth dong with a handle and insert the tip. You lean forward, look me right in the eye and ask if I am ready to release. I know you are going to fuck my ass hard with the dong. I accept it. My cock is. The house was U shaped with a courtyard in the center protecting the entrance. She lifted the lever on the little iron gate and let herself in. The stone path continued to the front door beside an old wooden bench, curving around a miniature fish pond. ‘How beautiful!’ her heart leaped. The courtyard was alive with tropical plants, goldfish, and even a turtle. Carla recognized a banana tree, water lilies and hyacinth, and zebra grass blended among the rest of the forage in the mini oasis. ‘Got. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.These Are Compliments of John ASome are dated but are still funny...1. My. "You don't like Tories?" she asked quietly."Nope," I said, "nor Redcoats, nor Hessians, nor any of that ilk." But I know lots and lots of them, just scads," she said, fingering her hair and lifting her pretty chin. "Some are very nice." I wondered if she was stupid or silly or playing a game. Her double-domed chest rose and fell a bit faster."And you sold yourself to that ass?"She nodded. "Roof over my head and he was no bother, at least not in bed." No bother?"She raised her thumb and wiggled.