Bozo ran out to squat as I flipped the switch. Jill came up behind me, put her hand on my shoulder and gave me a quick kiss."See you inside. Gotta pee..." I saw her open the kitchen door, step up with one foot, then screech "Daddy!"I went up to the door to see John standing next to the kitchen table with a big smile on his face and his daughter wrapped around him. I walked up to him and held out my hand. He took it, then looked a little closer at me."Jack, you've got some kind of crud around your. For the next hour the boys pissed themselves laughing at my attempts toget a full load in the bowl and to discharge smoothly in the fill area."Useless Pommy bastard!" Ya couldn't drive a fuckin' nail." Listen, sport, y'aint supposed ta leave fuckin' big holes like that inthe cut."Those were a few of the nicer comments they made about my (lack of)skill. Eventually I threw my hands in the air, spat out the dust I had beenchewing and gave it away. I tell you what. You really need a seat-beltwhen. It's been a long time since I've had my ass fucked, just go slow and do what I tell you. “Put a little more in me, baby, slid in real slow” she saidGod she was tight, but it felt so good as I very slowly pushed my dick into her ass. Once all the way in she seemed to relax and so did I .“Fuck mommy slow, Baby” She folded her arms and put her head on the bed, her ass was up in the air. She said in a voice that was almost a purr “Oh baby, that feels so good, mommy wants you to fuck her ass, fuck. I started slow, gently moving my hand up and down his shaft, stopping to tickle his balls and caress the top. Then I started going faster, harder, until he was thrusting his dick into my hand and moaning loudly. He grabbed my head and began pushing me down. I was confused at first, but then I understood. I had never given someone a blowjob before, the farthest me and Joey had gone before was just a handjob. I nervously got on my knees and lick the entire thing, up and down, making sure I didnt.