I turned back to the counter and grabbed the wooden spoon I had been using to stir the iced tea. A half-hour earlier I had come home to an empty house...early for summer vacation. Linda had apparently been out back by the pool catching some rays."Where's mom and dad?" I asked, sipping the tea."Pour me a glass! They went up to the casino for the weekend. We thought you wouldn't be home until Monday." Those were the plans, but Jerry got called to work with his dad and so our final bash was. This is not unusual, in my own hearth is a vessel for pee and even stool when the snow is too heavy to go abroad, though we do not first fill it with water.But when I finish and begin to go from that place the woman stops me. She puts a cover with a hole in it over the bowl; I think it may be a place to sit when one makes stool, instead of squatting as I am used to. Then she touches a thing nearby and I see the water with my pee in it flow out of the bowl and fresh water flow back in.Even more. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did, and warmed his nose.The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her motheragain, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,don't they!"Making MoneyA woman is having an affair. Saying mostly to himself, I got to be really careful as he fondles her swollen clit! Then upon very close inspection is unable to resist this so inviting swollen flesh, first sticks his tongue out and touches the throbbing bluish plum colored flesh, licking it! For Deanna this was most unexpected,…she jerks as the sensation it produces is incredible, one that sends shivers through her body, pubic mound, sexual nerve endings, and clear up her spine! But with her reaction Darryl now even more.