Sunday night, when we had just arrived in Minneapolis, I got a call in the hotel room from, according to the desk clerk, "Charlize Jones."It was Maria..."Charlize Jones?" I asked."Half Charlize Theron, half Catherine Zeta Jones," Mariaexplained."How many women do you know named "Charlize?" I asked her."Wait a few years," she said, "their number will go up. There are probably millions of five-year-olds already."I wasn't much for telephone conversations. Not even romantic ones.Maria was,. 22Twice upon a time, twice upon a place, existed a spirit drowning in misery.One, thirty-four year old Jeremiah Scottson, had lived off the street for a year after divorcing his wife of 5 years and was often found in a drunken stupor; the other, 4-year-old black-phase grey wolf/labrador hybrid Midnyte, was down to flea and tick-infested fur and bones as her owners found her an inconvenience to clean, feed, or even water regularly.Jerry's divorce devastated him, though the divorce itself put an. I had a slightdischarge into my panties, rushed to the ladies room, took them off, andthrew them away." Discharge? What sort of discharge? Are you OK? It's not your time ofthe month you know. You didn't have to dispose of them, you could haverinsed them, put them in a baggie and brought them home. They were yourvery pretty black lace panties." I'm really not sure, but if it happens again, I'll see my OBGYN. Itossed them because there was a crowd of women in the ladies and Ididn't want to answer. I finished my shower and emerged, only to be surprised by my wife and Mia, both standing in their panties, as they feverishly were trying on their many outfits that they had purchased, pulling them back off and tossing them between themselves. They both were excited and giggling, but then they suddenly notice me, in all of my post-shower nudity. Both women went wide-eyed but then quickly busted out laughing again. Seems that the two of them had discovered a Margarita bar in the center of the.