”“OK...”“There is, however, what they call maids of honour who, according to Dave, used to accompany the bride up the aisle and ensure her saf...ty ... or prevent her running away, Dave wasn’t so clear on that part.”“Sounds good, you have two maids of honour, ready willing and able ... so long as the ... costumes are free flowing and can conceal weapons.”“They’d better be or I won’t hear the end of this, will I?”“No, you won’t.”“Very well. The Royal dressmaker has been summoned and she’ll ensure. At any rate, here's my most wanted list for this Christmas. I'd like to begin by saying that, while I haven't been a good girl ALL year long, my husband assures me that Santa likes naughty girls too. In fact, several times during the year, he has specifically mentioned that you would be very pleased with just how naughty I've gotten. He's grown quite fond of such phrases as "hump it like a reindeer" and "bounce up and down on Santa's candy cane, little girl". I worry that you would consider. It was really not my business and I was not one to fall into the jealousy trap like a lovesick puppy. Patricia was in a mood and I suspected I had either said or done something that must have pissed her off. I racked my brain to figure out my transgression but I came up with blanks and I was not stupid enough to ask "What is wrong?"The rest of the crew was acting a bit surly reminding me of "Mutiny on the Bounty" but they seemed to settle down after the session with Elena below decks. We set a. I had Carolyn's nipples pierced, we both wanted that, and she couldn't wait to show them off to him. I asked what was said and she replied nothing. I simply told him that the man I'm fucking wanted my nipples pierced. Carolyn had told me that they had not been sexually active for over six years and she had told him shortly after we had met the first time that she was going to start fucking me and he simply had to accept it. I loved her nipples pierced and attached a chain between them to keep.