Being taken to that place was scary," he told his daughter, in hopes it would help."I think it was that fire thing, whatever that was. When we were at...that place they took us to, at night she said scary things." Why didn't you tell me earlier?" he said gently, not wanting it to sound like a scolding."Madelena and me thought it would go away." Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll see what I can do for her."Camellia's face brightened and she smiled."I know you will, you always take care of. You would like that wouldn’t you?”“Yes Master, I would like that very much.” I replied breathlessly.“I knew you would” he laughed, and with that he spread my ankles farther apart and secured them with the restraints, then lifting my hands high above my head and securing them as well. He then tightened the strap around my waist so I was completely immobile.He then walked slowly to a cupboard on the wall and spent some time selecting a cane from the selection I saw he had there. Once he had. .. you're next!"Why did the blonde have bruises around her navel?She had a blonde boyfriend.This one is Compliments of dave mOne night a father was helping his son with his homework.The father asked "What is the Gross National Product?"The little boy pondered for a minute and replied "Spinach?"This one is compliments of bob.Don and Frank, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.One day Frank didn't show up. Don didn't think much. They’d certainly been drinking, and by now I must have been nearing two bottles of wine myself over the last several hours.Luckily they were okay with slow dances, irrespective of the music, which was just as well as neither of them seemed keen on letting me take a breather, as they passed me between them at the end of each song.In the end, it was the buzzing of my phone which came to my rescue, signaling an incoming message from Dave. Looking at my phone, I suddenly realized how late it was..