All those plans -- junior executive, assistant professor, etc. -- were (somewhat vaguely) still in my "future," but for now, I was on an extended Road...Trip with the Amazing Ton 'a Tits Tess, Girl Golfer.There wasn't a lot of money in it, but the fringe benefits -- goodness gracious!Tess' finances were handled by one of her father's associates -- an accountant and tax lawyer who was better-suited to the task than either Tess or I would have been. He had set her up with a comprehensive computer. Not that I was complaining...I'm Mikey, or Dan depending on who I'm with at the time, Dan being my deceased Granddad and the apple of my still living Gran's eye. So much so that she ended up seducing me to take my 'conjugal rights' with her as a substitute for her Dan. Gran has a form of dementia which leaves her confused as to where she is, how old she is or who is her family, living or not. She's still a lovely old lady but you never quite know who you're talking to, Grace that is, or Grace. Robert treated me to dinner in the pricy hotel restaurant. After he ordered the filet, I ordered the lobster as I stroked my foot up his pant leg. All through dinner, I rested my foot on a chair and massaged Robert’s balls with the tips of my toes. He ordered a bottle of expensive champagne, and before we left the restaurant, I ordered one more bottle for us to take upstairs to his room. Robert blushed when I said this to the waiter. We got into the elevator. As the doors closed, I leaned over. . did anything happen?”Lisa: Thinks, ‘Now what is my mother getting at?’ “Well mum, there was a massive storm and a tornado passed within feet of Ned Flanders’ RV while me and groundskeeper Willy were inside the van, is that what you mean?”Marge: Shaking her head and swallowing hard because her mouth was so dry, “No darling, not outside the RV, inside. Did anything happen to you while you were inside the RV. I mean, did Willie do anything to you?”Lisa: “What do you mean mum?”Marge: Looking very.