Then again, maybe I was the one who was being naive.But the suspense was killing me, so one day I caught Mom alone in the kitchen making tuna salad an... asked, “So, um, how did Dad handle the big revelation?”Mom stirred in some dill pickle relish and gave my question some thought before she answered. “I’m not at all sure, Bobby. On the way home, I asked him what he thought about the relationship between you and Sherry and he just shrugged it off. I think he probably already had some suspicions. Neenu pant vippi lungi maarchukuntuntee, aame vooraga chudasagindhi, thana paita thappinchindhi, rendu balisina sallu egathannukuni, loopali budipelu poduchukunnayi, neenu kooda naa underwear kooda theesi pakka petti padukunanu, aame vaipu thirigi, kaasepatki aame cheera mookalivaraku Leepukuni eedhoo gillukunnattu chesi alagee vadhiilindhi, ippudu aame thellaty thodalu kanipisthunnai, naaloo theeyaga modda saluputhuntee, cheeththoo pisukkuntunteee, choosi navvindhi, kaavalani neenu naa baaru. I never guessed this was going to be such a huge fucking production."Jack laughs and explains what's wrong with my thinking, "Hell Banzai, you didn't realize how big of a deal this is? You marrying Jennifer is as close to a royal wedding as America will ever have. Don't you need to start getting ready for the wedding?"I reply, "Yeah, I sure do but someone has to handle all the traffic."Jack volunteers, "Banzai I can handle this, why don't you take off, get your hair cut, take a shower and .... I had taken a life-guard course last year so I was all set. Now if you think life-guarding is an easy job guess again. Think about it, a swimming pool with eight of the most physically perfect bodies in the whole high-school dressed in the skimpiest bikinis made, splashing, swimming and generally frolicking without a care in the world. I was having to constantly readjust my swim trunks to try to make the growing problem less prominent. It was a losing battle so I just gave up and relaxed. I.
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