Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?A: 45 lbs.Q: What do you call a virgin on a water bed?A: A cherry float.Q: What’s soft and wa...m when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?A: VomitQ: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?A: A wet nose.Q: What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer? A: A fuckin know-it-all! Q: What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson?A: "You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum."Q: What does a homeless. She bent over, pushing the strings down over her hips, sliding the panty down as she went, bringing her face closer to mine with each inch she worked the thong down. She tilted her head and leaned toward me as she lifted one leg to slip the panty off, her lips pressing against mine in a soft wet sensuous kiss. I felt her tongue slide into my mouth, swirling around mine and then teasing my tip to coax me to follow. As my tongue slipped into her hot wet mouth she sucked it, drawing it deeper. "Oh, hi 'Liv," Daisy said, "no its ok I got it." Only my close friends call me 'Liv, and you're not a close friend, so it's Olivia, ok?"Daisy stared in amazement. "Whatever. No problem. What's the matter?" Just back off, girl, and stop trying to take the limelight. I'm the leading lady in this play, and you keep sucking up all the sugar from everybody without giving any credit to me. That's low class, but I guess that's what you are."Daisy stood there dumbstruck, as Olivia inched closer, her. ‘The first thing I wanted to talk about is the journals that I have asked you to do each day. I would like to know if you have any questions about them?’ Franz looked at Jacob and said, ‘I am not used to doing any journaling so I am not entirely sure I am doing it the way you would like. I would like to know more about your original ideas for this.’ ‘That is entirely fair. Everyone here is doing a fair job on the journaling so I don’t want you to take this as a criticism but rather as.