You make me so proud, Josey. It would be easy for me to think of you as my only Son – The son I never had.”“Thank you, Sir. I’ll try my best t... farm your land just like you and your family have for the past hundred years.”Since I had a few minutes to spare, I walked across to the Courthouse with my satchel, so I could file the papers on all the farmland I’ve bought here in Stewart County lately.I was in and out of the County Clerk’s office in a matter of minutes, and when I stepped out, I saw. I.L.)PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas & oil as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.This one is compliments of CymboriaA woman is in the grocery store looking for a turkey but none of them are big enough. So she goes up to a Stock Boy and asks “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”The Stock Boy responds “No, they’re dead.”This one is compliments of attila.iskanderThe Tiny cabinA social worker from a big city. All I wanted to do was have a sandwich and an aspirin and go to sleep for 10 hours.But I knew I had to tell Julie about the night before. I didn't feel guilty. I probably should have. But I didn't. I didn't feel regret. Any remorse I felt stemmed from the fact that Julie might leave again.I found Julie rearranging my garage to accommodate the things she had brought back from Los Angeles. I wondered if she were wasting her time.She smiled when she saw me and bounded over to give me a hug. The. One problem I anticipate is the meal itself. Hogs devouring their last meal before entering the slaughterhouse are less noisy than my gluttonous fam. Also, since she's a nurse, she prizes nutrition. Hell, she even uses words like "antioxidants." Seriously, who is anti oxygen?I was nervous about asking her home to meet them. Some timid girls are jumpy about going to the site of a chainsaw massacre and sequels, but she jumped at the opportunity (hurting my neck in the process since I was feasting.