It is a funny thing, the penis. You would think that I would have a raging hard-on, but I didn’t. Sure, I was excited and my penis was not flaccid, ...ut even when I am desperately horny, I am not always hard. This was such a time, and fortunate for me that it was. Too often, when we finally get into passionate foreplay, she wants it to end too soon. She wants me inside her, but I know that it won’t end well. I won’t be able to keep going as long as she needs and the last thing I want at a time. “My husband loved your profile pics. You make him hard.” Miyu said.My cheeks flushed. I looked over at him. I honestly couldn’t tell if he was asleep, awake or ignoring us behind the reflective lenses of his aviator sunglasses. Either way, he didn’t respond.Miyu continued. “Are you ready to join us in our bed tonight?”Miyu stood up. Her petite hourglass frame much shorter than mine. She hooked her arm in mine to propel me to the bed where her "husband" laid.In a lowered her voice, she. .. Mark looked at the sun and cracked his first smile in over an hour. He was about to call it high noon, but the sun was only three or four degrees above the southern horizon. He decided the correct term would be lownoon.Taking the bikes had been a mini-disaster. The surface features south of Green Mall’s home complex were very different than Red Mall’s. Fewer straight corridors, many more mandatory stairwells where they were forced to change levels, and somewhat interesting, large areas where. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."Wife's Response:"Who the fuck is Paula?"And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.CRA Tax ReturnThis story is said to be true: The Canadian Revenue Agency actually.