(I wish!)Bill: Bob, be polite to the naked lady. You have to be subtle. Like, Debby, when you and what’s his name... Debby: Dave. (My middle name)Bo...: When you and Dave are playing hide the salami, are we talking foot-longs or are we talking Vienna sausage?Debby: (Laughter and shrieks)Bill: What a wiener! You’re so full of baloney!Bob: You see, you have to be subtle. Debby?Debby: It’s basically a salami. You know, long and hard and thick, and real juicy and spicy. (Thank you, Debby!)And so it. He was turning me on darling and he knew it, so much so that when he slipped one of my breasts from the cup of my bra I begged him to suckle me. Does that excite you darling? Does it excite you hearing me tell you how it felt?? She didnt need to ask. The reaction given by my cock was answer enough. His lips felt so good on my breasts, she continued, and when he started to kiss and lick and bite at my nipples, I was in heaven. I kept thinking of you darling and the idea what I was doing was so. ..has fantasies about his mother. I think we can agree that it's not a bad thing, isn't it?" No. I guess not. I mean all ten of us boys here and all of you moms...I mean...its hot."Their dinner arrives. Jimmy starts gulping down his steak. Slow down boy, she thinks. We aren't in a contest! Carole sees that his table manners aren't the best. Thankfully she has taught her son better table manners! She looks over and sees the boy who was supposed to be HER date kissing the sexy little Nancy. "Nice to meet you girls. Enjoy your visit!" Then the door shut behind her. An awkward pause was left in her wake. A good thirty seconds passed before anyone spoke."Well, she was fucking beautiful," Shay matter-of-factly said. Then she looked at Mia. "I don't think she was very happy to see us, though." Thank you, Miss Obvious," Mia said."I'd do her in a heartbeat," Shay answered.Mia ignored her and stepped in front of me, looking up into my eyes. Her brow was furrowed. "You were going to break.