Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.“Hanging myself,” the blond replies.“It should b... around your neck” says the guard.“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe”.( This one actually makes sense ... well, sort of... )An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”To which the blond man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A guy is walking along Whyte. My eyes had to get accustomed to the dimness and then I looked around. This was one very rough trade bar. All eyes turned to us. Mistress stood there until she had everyone's attention and then loudly announced, "My virgin sissy whore will blow anyone in this place for five dollars." I was mortified. There was a murmur of reaction. She made me stroll to the back of the room and had me get down on my knees and turn face the crowd. "Who's first...step right up." There was a jostling and one guy,. I chuckle. “That’s the understatement of the year.”“Oh, Mom, I love you,” says Katy, moving forward andwrapping me in a hug. I hug her back, forgetting for amoment the line that I am skirting. Sarah moves over tohug me from the other side, and I am enclosed by theirwarmth. My sweet baby girls.I am reminded of the danger, of that line, feeling theirsmooth warm skin against mine, their hard nipplesteasing into my arms. Instead of disengaging, I hug themcloser, moving. . I know, Jack," Emily replied softly, her fingers fondling his balls as she gave his inner thighs soft, wet kisses. "You're... mmmm ... so good to us..." Aren't I, though?" Jack said with a laugh. He gently pushed Donna off his stomach and sat up, looking expectantly around the room. "Unfortunately, more work needs to be done. But I won't be long. Mom, I need to talk to you about something important ... so Emily and Donna, you just play with each other for a bit." He winked impishly at the two.
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