Phil said that Steve had gone away with hisgirlfriend. Evidently, this girl, Sharon her name is, and Steve havebeen going at it like rabbits for month... and Phil caught them out lastnight and chucked them both out on the street. The only good thingabout it was that she was in a flimsy see through nightie and he wasjust wearing his birthday suit.'She stopped for a minute, blew her nose again and continued her sorrytale.'They were pulled in by the police for exposure and lewd behaviour andonly got. The second basement we fixed up for the private club won?t be open for another week or two, plenty of time! But remember, Mom doesn?t know what we?re going to do, so be cool, look professional, no groping or shit till after we leave.??Oh shit, look at the time?we gotta book!!?A little while later, we pulled the maroon minivan into the private laneway, up to the gates, and over to the garage. She was waiting for us. I picked up the goody bag and motioned that I wanted the heavy wool blanket. No one here knows anything about it (go figure). Hell, no one here knows about SARS, the Ebola epidemic in Africa, or a myriad of things I was very familiar with. Maybe this is a dream as I die, but whatever it is, I find myself transported from April of 2020 back to June 19th, 1991. I’ve gone from being a 64-year-old man to a 14-year-old young woman.When I woke up, I found myself in a female body. I’m still trying to wrap my head around this. Even more disturbing was the feeling that caused me. She drew on her cigarette, telling herself for the umpteenth time that she should give them up, and drank from her glass of pinot noir she’d taken with her from the table. Suddenly she was not alone. He was there beside her, also drinking pinot noir she noticed, and shaking a cigarette from a pack he’d drawn from his suit pocket. “It’s a nuisance this, isn’t it,” he said. “Having to drag yourself outside to perform what used to be a perfectly natural act but which is now defined as very bad.