I may as well put him out of his misery and take a page from the Harry Met Sally movie."Oh, babe! Oh, babe! I'm cumming! I'm cumming!" I scream out tr...ing to shake my legs to simulate a believable orgasm. I feel him squirt inside my cold, lifeless pussy. He is oblivious, and says, "That was incredible!" I kiss him goodbye, gather my things, and take my pathetic ass home.This is the third time I have done this to some unsuspecting victim ... I mean man. Little did he know, he had no chance in. .? Uuh, how has your day been?"I flip him the bird, as if he cant make a fucking guess. He grins."Think of it this way... you're a virgin, you don't even know what youare missing."This time I show him both birds, I keep my eyes on the computer screen,not because there is something interesting on the monitor but because Idon't know what to say. Rick continues."Tough crowd tonight?"I shoot him a glare and I open up a little."I'm really struggling, Chris... I feel like I am going out of my. Asking again and getting the usual response, I moved my middle finger just above her dripping wet hole. And asking once and for all, moved my finger into her pussy. This was now much more then just a game. As I started fingering her pussy, her moans combined with the feeling of her pussy on my finger cause a circius tent to form in my shorts. As the beautiful brunette next to me started moaning more and more, we heard footsteps as her mother walked down the stairs. Fearing we would be. How do you catch them?" Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!" Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."The Difference between Grandpa and Grandma Have you ever wondered what the difference.