“Michael, what a lovely surprise,” she said, walking up to me and taking my hand. Turning to her friend, she said, “Do you remember Alicia, from...our hike the other day?”I shook my head and though I’m sure Alicia had seen the recognition in my face when she had first spotted me, she graciously played along.“Hello, Michael. It’s so nice to meet you. Your mother has told me so much about you.” Her voice was soft and silky and her smile seemed to convey a hidden message that she knew a lot more. If I understood it correctly the first vapor contained the highest percentage of alcohol. It became less and less alcohol and more water as it boiled. It was going to require some trial and error to figure out exactly how to do it. I could really use the advice of a real moonshiner. The notes were fine, but talking to someone would be much better.I couldn't leave the house all day. Every ten minutes I had the urge to sit on the toilet and it was undeniable. Since that was the case I ordered. "So, out of the car we go, up to the side door of my house. When we get tothe door, he winks at me and then gets a very angry look on his face andpounds loudly on the door. Not waiting for an answer, he pushed the dooropen, points to a chair, looks at me and yells, "SIT"."Jane, Floyd?" he yelled. "Anybody FUCKING home?"My Mother came running out of the kitchen, my step-father close behind."Phil? What the hell are you yelling about?" she said, before she saw mecowering in the chair, "What the. Aur sab program k baad wapas aa janaa. Toh hum ready hue. As waha death hui thi toh mami ne normal white saree pehni yet usme woh qayamat lag rhi thi. Princess nani k saath ruki . Aur hum dono car mein nikal pde. Thodi edhar udhar ki baate hone lagi. Toh mujhe raat aur subah ka yaad aa raha tha. Kaise meine unko choda. Toh meine hi topic nikalaMe- toh mami how was night ?Mami- huhh ( thodi shocked nd embarrassed)Me- mera mtlb nind puri hue. Meine disturb toh nahi kiya . (haste hue bola)Mami-.