13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.15. You act...ally scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.AND! NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.This one is compliments of Reltney McHere’s another one, about Little Johnny.Little Johnny was in first grade, and his reputation had preceded him.Today’s class was phonics, and everybody was to identify a word that began with the letter on the. The way she is sitting, cross legged has made her skirt ride up exposing a fair amount of flesh, Polly makes no effort to cover up, even though it’s so apparent that I’m staring.We get down to business, Polly recording out conversation on a dictaphone. I explain the history of my charity work through the years, the latest episode being a cycling tour which covered the length of England. As I talked, Polly was staring intently at me, her deep stare and pouty lips made it ever more difficult to. I wanted my mom to make me a man.For that point on, I made a vow that I would be with another women until I've made love to my mother. Now I was going from cheap thrills and fantasy to trying to seduce my mom. This would not be easy. After all, she was happily married with an active sex life. If this was going to happen, it was going to be a long and painstaking process. But I was in this for the long haul. No matter how long it would take and no matter how far I would have to go. I was going. I thought that it was the best opportunity for me to get close to them and offered her a lift. While coming back as I would be alone, I requested the other girl to join me.We introduced ourselves and talked about general things until we reached the airport. We dropped Rima at the airport, and while coming back, Riya and I were talking about various things.From her conversations, I came to know that both Riya and Rima loved parties. I asked Riya if she was okay to try my luck and if yes, we.