"I'll find you something with dignity but I don't want my wife hawkingher arse anymore ok?" Valerie took Sally's hand in hers and looked herin the eye...."Ok; I'll be a housewife until you find me a job darling?" Sallygrinned."Mmm...housewife eh? I kind of like that idea. So why don't we duck inthe bedroom and you can carry out your housewife duties on this."Valerie smiled and pointed to the tent in her skirt."So long as I don't have to wear a pinafore. Besides I'm stillfascinated by your new. When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider, just so I can finally hear a women say "Oh my God, it's huge."This short comment is compliments of GarySomeone told me about a new word that they heard. It's 'Exhaustipated': Meaning just too tired to give a shit!P.S. MS Word doesn't recognize it yet!!!This one is compliments of ArgonThose poor blondes... Annual meeting of the NAB (National Alliance of Blondes) in Vegas. Blonde delegates from all over the US and even from sister organizations. Sara stood looking at what was once her old home and wondering what to do now. Obviously her parents weren't living here but that didn't necessarily mean they weren't living somewhere else. They might have sold the place before the fire, or just let it go afterwards, and moved into town. She could go down the road and ask a neighbor or back into town and ask after her parents there. She had several options but leaving without answers wasn't one of them. She couldn't just turn round and leave,. You will have to fuck me, you know. Neither of us will be satisfied until you have speared me with this big, beautiful cock."My cock, still glistening with her spit, was stretched out on my belly like a snake sunning itself on a rock. She ran her fingertips down the underside to my balls, traced a figure-eight around them and then made her way back up to the head. She repeated the technique until my cock began to rise. "It works every time," she said with a giggle. My prick was soon hard enough.