Traveling far and wide he came upon a small hill overlooking a stream lined by brush and trees. The sound of crying below caught his attention and he ...entured forth in curiosity.Peaking through the brush he spied the form of Aphrodite sobbing over her broken heart. Iptomas was so intrigued that he felt he was not in danger so this was obviously not a trap. Deciding to find out what was going on he appeared before her."Why are you crying?" Iptomas asked.His sudden appearance startled her. The network install went well as everyone else including me expected, but I'm pretty sure that the fear which permeated the armpit sweat stains offended even the hardnosed, late night bus denizens. The green glow of bedside clock read 1:00 AM as my carcass collapsed on the mattress and unconsciousness took me away.The next thing I remember a huge thud rang out somewhere above my head. As I unglued my eyes the light speared me with shafts of bright pain through the blinds I had forgotten to. Sarah said "listen Honey, before long you will be seeing a whole lot more than that. I have something for you that I know you are going to love. In fact I want you to trust me now. I want you to leave a key to your house under your front door mat so I can get in to your house while you are out.Talk about trusting, or maybe foolish butI agreed before I'd asked what she had in mind. There was no way she was going to tell me anyway, even though I pressed her.She simply said to go and enjoy the. . but I shouldn't be telling you this. You probably haven't been laid in a while." "Don't be so sure of that, ' I said with a grin."Consuela?"My grin got bigger."You dawg you!" Well, you gave me the green light, Warren." I did, didn't I? Well you certainly acted on my advice quickly enough. I'm proud of you, old man!" and he slapped me on the back.I was glad I'd told him. I knew he'd keep it to himself. He had too; after all, he'd ... what was his term -- shtooped her himself -- and more than.