How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither w...s able to peck the tree in their own country?After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you’re away from home.This one is compliments of Rick M.Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument:10- Don’t you have some laundry to do or something?9- Aww, you are so. It seemed like if she asked for correct change for a dollar she would get a nickle and a penny in return. The last year of her life was trauma, no end to it. I had thought that we were finally settled, lord did we laugh and enjoy each other. Lee showed me, no taught me, that sexuality is supposed to be fun. With her around, I found that I could do and be the things that hid inside my own mind, always there, repressed. Society and the way things are ‘supposed’ to be got in the way in my own. Rad giggled.“alright, but I want you to lay on your back again first” he said smiling at me, his arm still around me. I couldn’t really believe that until I looked back down at his dick and saw it hard again.“are you ready to go again already?” I asked surprised, not really into the idea of another round, but I was committed.“yeah, actually, this time I want to try doggy, get on your hands and knees” he commanded.“alright” I mumbled back and got into position for him.“you sure you wanna keep. Sonu heijaan amaize music laghati hai. Aik kursi baarish mein rakhti hai. Janu kay saarey kaparay uthar ker usay kursi per betah deti hai aor janu kay haath kursi kay pechay bandh deti hai. Sonu ki kurti baarish mein beegh chuki hai aor uskay jism kay saath chipuk gayee hai. Sonu kay jism ka angh angh kurti mein say nazar aah rayey hein. Sonu kay gole motole boobs aor usper ubharti akaari huwi nipples kurti say bahir niklnay ki koshish mein. Nichay sonu ki naangi tangeinh aor ranien (thighs)..