”“That’s a thing?”Derek nodded.“Nobody else gets it. Swimming, diving, water polo. It’s what I get for being good enough to have the skill... and the experience, but not being good enough to compete against you,” he joked.“Sorry for being amazing,” I shrugged.“It’s all good. I don’t miss the early morning starts, and I can eat whatever I want. Plus, I get to jet around and catch up with all the gossip on everyone.”“Yeah, I know how you like all the sordid details. Like you said, nothing’s changed. I want you to fuck me with those bananas," she answered. So I grabbed the end of the last one I'd pushed into her and started moving it in and out, rubbing the curved end against her clit. Then I shoved the first two into her so far that they were entirely inside of her."Faster, harder, fuck that pussy with those big yellow bananas," she yelled. I took two of them by the ends and slid them almost all the way out and then back in, deeper and deeper while she rubbed her clit faster and faster. ”I pull down my panties and kick them off as they slide to my ankles. Again, my erect three-inch dick is standing up. I am waiting for him to grab my dick and begin sucking it. I am disappointed when he begins to laugh. He is laughing so hard I can’t imagine what he is thinking other than the fact that I’ve got a very small penis. He finally stops tries to get his breathing under control.“You call that a cock? That’s a peewee if I’ve ever seen one. Yours has to be the smallest. You think you’re. " They both said in unison, and laughed again. Tim waited for Janie to speak."Tim... Tim... may I ask you a very personal question?" Sure Janie, ask anything. I may not have all the answers though. Is it about Hank?" No, there's nothing I need to know about him. He taught me very well about drunkenness. It's... well, it's more of a philosophical question.Tim laughed and said, "Now I'm sure I won't have an answer for you, but you go ahead, ask away." Tim, when two people love each other, two.