I couldn’t believe it happened. I know we weren’t getting along, but I didn’t ever think you’d just pack up and leave. Was it that bad?” she...asked, her eyes glistening with unshed tears once more.“At the time, I think it was,” I said, looking her right in the eyes. “I didn’t like myself very much, just as the doctor said. I didn’t want to leave you, but I didn’t want to hurt you, so I did both. Smart guy, huh?”“Men aren’t very smart as a group,” she said, trying to smile. “Look, Kyle, this is. Next thing he’s licking my neck near my ears and then moves down by my mouth. I’m not sure what he wants, but I turn my head slightly and our lips meet. We kiss ever so gently. He pulls back and then comes in for another and this time it is with a little force and some passion. Our tongues meet and we are engaged in deep wet kisses. He was still stroking my cock and I felt like I was going to cum so I pulled away and moved his hand. I said not yet, too soon. He sat back and I still had ahold of. ”6. The report reads, “Introducing contraband into a penal facility.” Shouldn’t that be ‘penile’ facility?7. If it went off, could you call it her ‘boom box’?8. Remember: Every vagina is to be treated as if it is loaded. Always keep it pointed in a safe direction.9. They say it was a gun, but something smells fishy.10. You can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold, stinking...11. An accident waiting to happen ... could ‘shoot the beaver’.12. I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but. I guess all men think of the L and M things at such times. Both at home overlooking our valley and when I was away, I asked myself those kind of questions. 'Did I love them? All of them?' There would, could only be one answer, 'Yes I did!' Would I marry? Whom would I marry?I did the man thing, I would ask the girls. With two of them growing larger each day, it seemed a dollar short and a day late to be worried about that now, but...Remember when I said the agency was treating me better, or I.