”“Oh, no, no we didn’t go all the way.”“Oh.”She bit her lip, “Well, sort of, I’m still a virgin, so ... Yeah, we’re in the same boat...”I looked at her skeptically, “Sort-of-virgin? That sounds like a story.”“Not one you’re getting.”Yeah right. I played my not even sort of virgin card and pleaded to live vicariously through her. From what I pieced together, she lost her oral V and they were about to go all the way, but he’d barely started and ended early. What a mess. She really wasn’t a V. "What was I going to do. Honesty was my answer. I drove to her house grabbed the blue splattered box, and headed up the steps, ringing the bell and I waited as instructed. She took her time, eventually opening the door. Her expression changed to a smirk as she caught site of the blue paint on my hands, and the package."John, its time we talk, you know the rules, I will meet you in the kitchen."When I arrived in my socks, package in hand, she was sitting at the table, a small camera sat in front. "Martha said, "I'll take Nica to her room and dress her up. When she's ready, I'll call you to come."Joy's father asked, "What about us? What do we wear?"Martha said, "Joy, you come with me. I'll give you the attire to bring down to the men for them to wear."So, while the men waited in the living room, Martha, Joy and Nicole went to what was now Nicole's room. There Martha took two pieces of clothing and gave Joy, asking her to take them to the men for them to wear.Then Martha asked Nicole to. "It's about time, can I go now officer?" she asked as she was about to start her car up. "I'm sorry Miss Kapoor, but I can'tlet you go. Your license currently shows that it is suspended and you have several outstanding tickets. I'm afraid I'llhave to take you downtown. Now, please step out of the car" I said as she got out, visibly angry at me. "You've got to bek**ding me. I'm going to jail over a couple of tickets and a stupid license?" she asked as I told her to turn around and puther hands.