Well it was three at the same time really! My then 'boyfriend' picked me up after school telling me we were invited to a party, being a naive 14yo I n...ver thought to ask what sort of party but I would soon find out!We drove to a block of flats near Rochdale, Dave buzzed a flat number and a voice said," Yeah man come on up", the door opened and we entered a nearby lift, taking it to the fourth floor. Getting out we moved to Flat 435 and Dave knocked. The door was opened by a middle-aged black. ’ was the response. ‘She is a very passionate young lady that was just about to beg me to fuck her. Would you like to join us? If so, she is all yours as I need to calm down.’ The speed with which Sweet acquired a second naked playmate was answer enough. And he knew just how to handle a lady who’s abandoned passion level had her tender cunt throbbing with need. He slowly brushed and lifted her lightly freckled breasts as though offering them to the sun. He then licked and nibbled shell like. ....yes mistress was his expected reply.Tom was on time and I let him in to our flat he is a gent about 55 small build 5.6 tall with the most amazing cock a nine inch monster with a huge head !!!!After some small talk and a drink I led tom into our bedroom..Andi was in the corner hands on his head....i helped tom out of his clothes and we chatted about his day when i got to his pants his huge cock was semi-erect... we fell onto the bed kissing and touching as andi remained in the corner Tom. A man walks into a pastry shop and orders 5 pies, 3 sausage rolls and 2 cakes. As he leaves the shop he stumbles across a homeless man on the footpath who says, “I haven’t eaten for two days”, to which the man with the pastries replies; “I wish I had your willpower”!!!Jack: Just bought a hearing-aid for two dollars!Jill: What kind is it?Jack: Quarter past ten.A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.Tech support: Are you running it under windows?Customer: “No,.