Then I had to take a deep breath and break the news to my father. He seemed to take it well."I knew you had someone special in your life, Melanie," he...told me. "You have been much happier lately."Basically, I gave Father the short version of my whirlwind romance with Kevin, and stuck to his lie about being a community college professor. Like Mother, Father has his biases against community colleges, but his recollections of Kevin were uniformly positive and he was pleased that my new boyfriend. But she stopped me. "Not like that," she said. "Dance like the slut stripper that you are. C'mon dance like a stripper bitch." I just stood there stunned about to protest when she began to leave again. I stopped her just in time and said I'd do it. Once again I began dancing, trying to remember how strippers I had seen danced. I would bend at the waist, squat, shake my ass, and my pretend boobs. I straddled the tall lamp we had next to the dresser. I danced like a woman for about fifteen. ’ she said. ‘Well… you should have seen the ass on the chick we passed by on the way over’ I replied in a sarcastic tone. Knowing we didn’t pass anyone on the way over she laughed and pushed me into the pool backwards and in I went. I came up and brushed the water from my eyes and looked back up at her. She had an evil little grin come across her face and was up to something. And before I could ask she had turned around and bent over to take off her sandals, granted she could have just kicked. )Mimi started dancing to the next number, which was ‘Tu mera hero’ in the lingerie. Babu in the meanwhile took out something from his pocket. I saw a pack of Viagra 100 in his hand. I was shocked. 3 guys with Viagra would prove to be very hard on Mimi.Mimi came to me, “It would be really tough now, with these guys having Viagra.”Me: “Don’t worry, I have something for you. I know you love the lube”I handed over a tube of lube.Mimi: “Thank God, you saved me. Did you actually plan for this.