The Fitzes, side by side, stood on the south side.Later I wrote the Gilmore Girls about what all happened. I hadn’t seen it coming, not a bit of it....he hymns, the standing and sitting, the praying, the Deacons amening every once in a while ... it felt familiar even given the few times that I’d attended church services.Sermon time. Reverend Venerable gripped the pulpit with both hands, glaring out at the congregation. The congregation and Rebecca and Rosie and me. The folks around us shifted a. I was arrested on a Friday morning. It was an otherwise unremarkable morning, pleasant even for late December, though spending New Year’s Eve in jail was a little unusual. Arraignment waited until Monday morning, which is when I learned I’d been charged with rape. Of course I pled not guilty. I WAS not guilty. That did not stop the throng of reporters and camerapersons (?) from descending on my innocent self, on the day school took back in, a day when I should have been in class teaching math. Ahhhh what a feeling it was. aisa mai ek din mai kai baar kar leta tha. ab mai apna land uski gaand sai touch karna chata tha. par aisa ho nai pata tha. mai kai baar jab woh floor clean karti thi mai uske peecha ja kai khada ho jata tha par usme bhi kabhi woh hatna ko bol deti ya kabhi uski gaand mera pairo sai takra jaati. Ek din mai aisa uske peecha khada tha mera pura land khada tha woh floor clean karta aayi aur ek daam jaisa hi khaadi hone kai liye uthi uski gaand sai mera land touch ho. After all, we just met some two hours ago at the pool, took a naked shower together, groped each other’s genitals in the lockers and made out in the car. Can this afternoon get any more extraordinary than it already has? I guess I will find out. “Matt, would you care for a beer?” I asked my young sixteen year old friend? “Um, sure, its just that I’ve never had alcohol before, my parents have been really strict about it.” “Well, your parents are not here are they.” I winked at him, to which he.