A couple of days after James had signed his mom's best friend lauren came knocking at the door. James heard the knock on the door except he was in th... back bedroom with a little hottie named Emily from his highschool, James peaked out the window of his bedroom to see that it was Lauren and jumped out of bed before she drove off. James mom had already told him if he had anymore women over while she was at work that he would be in some serious trouble so he quickly put on a pair of his. "Truck nuts?" Rod asked. "Man, I got a whole case o' those back at thegarage." Not like these, you don't. Go ahead, give them a feel."Rod picked up the metal testicles. "Huh, heavy," he mused. "And warm. Ohwow!" A smile grew on his face. "Shit, I feel like a million bucks holdin'these! Feels like I could bench press a fuckin' semi!" I'm afraid you won't be quite that strong, but this ornament will forge amagical bond between your body and any vehicle you put them on. Yourmanhood and virility. The great fire in the centre of the main hall blazed, a welcome warmth that met him as he entered from the cold, but the jarls throne at the far end was empty. The jarl herself is currently away on important business in Dawnstar, the guard explained. Her daughter, Idgrod the Younger, holds court in her stead. She is in her private chamber. I will take you to her. Be on your best behaviour. The noble girl Idgrod was sitting at her little writing desk when they entered. The warrior bent down on. She nodded knowingly and fixed her curious gaze on me.She looked quite real; I had the feeling that if I reach out, I will be able to touch her. I could see every detail of her clothing very clearly. She wore tight dark- blue dress that accentuated the graceful curves of her body and her feet were clad in black pointed-toes mules."Do I look real?" she asked sweetly."Yep." Not a talkative type, uh?" No, I don't think so but I ordinary keep quiet when sleeping."She giggled childishly, tossing her.