My condo was less than five.“You don’t have to drive me way out there, just take me to a hotel.”“There’s nothing anywhere near here that I�...d let you stay in, Jen, even if a lonely, shitty, depressing hotel room wasn’t a horrible place to end up on the day you buried your husband.” I hesitated, but common sense won out. “My spare bedroom is all made up if you don't mind staying at my place for tonight."“Well… are you sure it’s no trouble?”“Zero. I’d be glad for the company.”“Me too. I wasn’t. ”Sheila and Joni froze and after getting each other’s attention, Sheila squealed, “No fucking way! We DIDN’T just hear that little baby say he was hungry!?”“What fucking way Mama?” CJ said, eliciting a frown from my sweet wife.“Oh NO!” Sheila cried apologetically. “CJ, little sweetie, I used a bad word! Aunt Sheila did a ‘Bozo no-no’!”(Authors Note: Back in the days before the 7-second delay, most TV shows were truly ‘live’. Back in the 60s and 70s there was a syndicated, Chicago-based. Hum dono uthe aur fresh hue. Fir lunch hua aur packing kiye. Humara 10 din ka plan aaj se suru tha. Sabse pehle Mumbai then Goa fir Ooty aur fir pondicherry ka plan tha. Sham ko 2 baje train thi Mumbai ke liye.Anshika flight ke liye bol rahi thi. Lekin mujhe Anshika ko train mein chodna tha toh 1st AC mein ticket booking kar di. Aapko yad na ho to main bata du ki hue hi college jata tha.Khair! Hum dono train pe chadhe. Woh ye dekh kar khush ho gayi ki ek compartment mein sirf hum dono hi. Impossible to believe.Except I had magical boobs. There was no denying the effect they had on women.I glanced around the table, my large breasts swaying. I shifted on the chair, the plethora sticking to my naked skin. I bit my lip. I had an idea, but it was radical. Something that I wasn’t sure they would agree with.“Come on,” Mom said. “No bad ideas.” She glanced down the table at me, her auburn hair swaying about her face.“Let’s have all the women go topless,” my little sister, Sam, said..