Want one?' Reclaiming my seat on the couch Jax just shakes his head. I pour myself the same drink Matt had gotten for me on Friday night. Red Bull and...vodka. ' what we going to watch? ' the sweet taste of my drink making my jaw tingle. Whilst Jax flicks through Netflix I decide to do something I haven't done since We were like ten years of age. Standing I rearrange the couch converting it into a double bed as it is designed to do. ' Christ I almost forget that thing could do that' the look on. Her profile was brief - VERY brief. 'Just come and fuck me' is all it said. Hmmmmm, what do I make of that????? I inboxed her and asked to see a photo (after including mine of course - well, one HAS to be a Gentleman in such matters.... ;-) and when I saw what she sent me I thought 'Oh well, might be a nice evening and a basic fuck, so why not...'So we arranged to meet. We sat and had a nice meal, over which I summed Denise up very well, ...... or so I thought. She was 'plump' (about a UK size. The shank portion is a bit more popular just because it is easier to slice. It’s also not as fatty and tastes a little sweeter.We didn’t deal with smoked hams behind the butcher case. Mostly, they come from one of the big processors completely tied and shrink wrapped. Some things you just can’t compete with locally. But all day Friday, I deboned, sliced, tied, and stuffed hams and pork legs.The bones that we didn’t package for sale in the freezer case for soup, I took home with me—with. "Is that implying I get loads of cock?" Tina asked."Not sure really, it just came out." Hmmmmm, I hate that." What?" It just coming out," Tina giggled.Kim raised herself up so she could look into her lover's eyes."Well then perhaps, lovey, we should just put it in, yes?"Tina's heart thumped as Kim said that.Although, as with most 'redblooded' married women in their thirties, Kim had been fucked literally thousands of times, she still found it very strange working out how to fuck another woman..