"It's okay, you can come in."I went in, and there she was, snuggled up in bed. The little house was warm, as she'd lit the fire as I'd taught her, ear...ier in the evening, and she had girl stuff like candles and cushions all around her. I didn't know if I was supposed to pretend I hadn't heard her moaning a minute before."Come and sit here" she said, indicating the bed. This was weird. I sat down.Sue was what you would look for now if you googled "chubby teens". Young girls can get away with a. He was thin, gangly, and had an unfortunate case of acne that rendered him all but invisible to girls. On the second count, he absolutely detested sports. "Ludo Suctus" was his motto (the latin "Ludo" for "Sport", and of course "Suctus" for "sucks beyond all reason").Unfortunately the Massachusetts Institute of Technology disagreed with his sentiment. They wanted "well-rounded" applicants, he was determined to get in, and that meant adding something sporty to his resume. After a brief but. And a table. And a chair.20. Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.21. I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.22. This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.23. My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said “40”24. I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.25. I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs.26. I have the heart of a lion and a. Tom was a sturdy guy, short in height [smaller than my wife], but very muscular owing to his sporting prowess’s. There was a bedside lamp on and I could see clearly as Tom released his underpants, his penis was like a spear jutting hard and up towards the ceiling as he climbed on the bed. He was circumcised too and the helmet of his cock looked huge. [My wife later admitted it was very arousing as it was pushed inside her] In total silence, he sought his position on top of her in the missionary.