Still, I took it off, saving it for the weekend.Our dinner Friday was our usual romantic, Valentine’s Day, anniversary eve tradition. We both dresse... up, him in a tuxedo, me in a backless evening gown with a plunging neckline and a slit that flashed my whole leg when I walked. So dressed, we took some selfies to commemorate the occasion.The slight difference was that this year, he did all the preparations for dinner. It was a wonderful meal and we celebrated our two decades as loving husband. I never thought I'd be this excited to see my wife and me in this position. I looked at Mary Ann and could see from the tilt of her head she was looking across the aisle now. It was clear she was dividing her viewing time between the movie and our exhibitionist neighbors to the right. I couldn't see her eyes clearly but I was sure she was feasting on the hard shaft in the woman's hand. I couldn't believe it at first, my wife letting me finger her as if she was a horny schoolgirl as she watched. I was dressed at seven o'clock, now all I needed was a boyfriend,fifteen years old and named Roger. "No problem," said mom/wife.Five minutes later I was able to add another slash to mom/wife, now/boyfriend. Out of our bedroom stepped a young Tom Cruise in a suit.We had to take the bus to the dance. Neither of us were old enough todrive, As soon as we entered we were met by Kathy and one of hergirlfriends. I introduced them to my boyfriend. I kissed him right infront of them; we kissed as if we. Really Jake, chick is not the best way to describe women." Okay, God huh? You realize there is no way in hel errr heck I'd believethat." Let me make you aware, so you'll know US." Jake felt a warmth in his mind, and he knew that it was indeed God."God, wow! Can I call you God? What do I do now? Should I kneel, bow,prostate myself?" The word is prostrate, but no, we're not about all that silliness. Didyou ever see 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail?' No, you didn't We don'tknow why we ask.