"Our nanny is a certified expert in paediatric care, welfare, and diet."The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you ho...ing to adopt?" It doesn't really matter, as long the kid fits in the cannon."This is compliments of MikeyA woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted:"'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friendI would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am".. BRYCE’, with an arrow pointing down the corridor on the left and the other to ‘FLAT TWO — C. BROOKES’ and had an arrow pointing up the wide carpeted stairs. When I reached the upper landing the door to the flat was standing open and there was a good looking woman of about thirty standing waiting for me just inside. ‘Mr. Riley?’ she asked. I nodded and she stood aside to allow me to enter and then closed the door behind me. ‘Follow me… through here.’ She instructed and led me into a kitchen. I"I have decided to move your birthdaycelebrations up to tonight. Those dresses will be perfect for the twoof you. Now let me find the right lingerie for you to wear with themand then I will give you instructions for getting ready before Ileave." But Mom, won't Dad be there, I mean we can't wear these in front ofhim!" Exclaimed David."Leave your father to me. Everything will be fine." She responded asshe busied herself electing the other items the boys would need.Leaving them with explicit. He moved quickly, undoing his pants and letting them drop, and as I watched, he started to wank himself, as I continued peeing.I looked around to see we were still out of sight from everyone else, and when I looked back at him, he waved to me, as if looking for acknowledgement to what he was doing, I waved back to him, don't ask why I did it, he caught me, so I watched him.When I finished I stood up, pulled my shorts up and retrieved a tissue to wipe myself, and as I did so, he was wanking.