"I am officially separated from my old job as head of security here at the hotel. What with all the recent events, I don't believe they were too sad t... see me leave early. My number two man has already taken hold of the reins and is firmly in charge." He grinned a very Irish smile and said, "Whether you are aware of it or not, I'm quite excited about this new position." That, I thought to myself, was the understatement of the year. He looked about ready to explode with excitement any second. Spraying my crotch with water. More I insisted. I let out a faint moan, and it was obvious that my cock was really beginning to swell. Now I instructed him to put the bottle down and feel. Parker was very hesitant so I guided his hand to my swollen bulge. I insisted. "Amazing right, its already starting to dry." Parker responded with his hand cupped to my package, "Wow it really is dry." I insisted, "Do you feel how soft and smooth it is?" Parker did not hesitate, "It feels amazing. ”Bill and I had been neighbors and friends since boyhood. As youngsters we had ripped and run the hills and hollers of our neighboring farms. Now, several decades later, our friendship was as strong as ever. Why, just last weekend we’d celebrated our 35th birthdays at a strip club we occasionally frequented. I heard the giggly sound again. This time, it was more of a snickering laugh someone was trying to restrain. Before I could locate the source of the puzzling noise, an apple fell from. Now One day she invites meto this party but I have to work so I agree to meet her there about 1am. So I finally arrive and it's a pretty wild party and I grab a beer and start looking for the girl who invited me. After almost a hour I'm about to give up and in walks this beauty with about 5 guys from the wrestling team. She litterly walks right by me and she looks drunk . I said hello but she never even looked up me. Reality hits me that she isn't my girlfriend I mean she doesn't even know I.