“It just makes you feel really good. All the guys do it.”“Together?”“No, Beaver. That would be kind of goofy, wouldn’t it?”“Yeah,” s...id Beaver. “I guess so.” He thought for a moment. “Hey, Wally?”“What?”“So what do you think about while you’re doing it? Hitting a home run?”Wally laughed. “Sorta. I mean, after all, you start off thinking about getting to first base. Like with Monica Davenport. You know what I mean?”“Monica plays baseball?”Wally rolled his eyes. “No. Have you ever seen Monica. One of the guys told me to go talk to her she's not married.Yeah like that matters to me.One guy told me she teases all the old guys.She rubs her tits against them accidentally on purpose and touches them very seductively.All the wives sure notice.I approached her and introduced myself.Well she said, I was wondering how long it was going to take you to come talk to me.We have to be the youngest people in the room. We sat for awhile and talked.She asked me my age,I am 60,Isaid,how old are. Not only did I let you fall into bed with Zoe, and the others, but I’ve been honestly ok with it. I know the situation is unique, but I’m pretty sure the rest of society wouldn’t see it that way.”“I will give you that they probably wouldn’t, and we can back off if you want. You’re right that most parents don’t let their kids have sex under their roof, at least that they know about. Sure we are all raging hormones right now, probably more than average kids since we have all the other biological. With my feet aching from the heels I was glad whenIda indicated that she wanted to hit the buffet and sit for a while.Others joined us and it was funny to watch the reactions andinteractions. One of the volunteers and her boyfriend sat across fromIda and me and were studiously polite. A manager from the local bank andhis wife sat down and she and Ida traded ribald remarks.I talked finance with the banker and leases with the boyfriend whosomehow managed to enter a discussion without ever.