I remember coz my bird said that she had a sore arse from sitting on the bus so long getting there!" He was taking the piss" said Jetex, "he could see...that you was a Tottenham tosser!" Next time I'm down that zoo I'll lamp (hit) the sod" Toddy said angrily "bloody carrot cruncher!" (On reflection the keeper had probably said 'Rhinoceros'. Toddy also had dyslexic hearing!)We had more Toddisms. He was talking about his girlfriend's brother and said, "She's got the full shilling but her brother's. Janet didn't seem to be listening. She never listened about anything that went against her own opinions. She was 10 years older, 30 pounds heavier, and 4 inches shorter than me. She was also cynical and suspicious of anything and anyone.She walked over to where Troy sat and looked at him."Does he do anything but look at that damned phone?" she asked, again, as if I would come up with a better answer.I could have said: He sucks tits, gets massive erections and rubs them against your pussy, and. She said in a mature voice, "Someday, I'd like a real kiss." I'm not sure your mother would approve and Cynthia would maim me."She did her flirty eye move, and said, "I'll have to work on them. You didn't say you didn't want to." She went down stairs.My hands were shaking as I read the note.Good morning, Bradford, thank you for the lovely evening. I slept well even after my early morning escape. I'm not sure what Cynthia has in mind, but if it includes me, I'm all for it.Zap the omelet for. She moaned out, her head falling back, and her groin throbbed deeply again. Abbey glanced at the screen a few seconds later; another message awaited her. “Push them together for the camera. Show me.” She pressed her mounds together, rolling her nipples for her own pleasure, and leaned forward towards the camera; she bounced them in her hands a little and squeezed teasingly. “Turned on, Bill?” she asked, her whole hands massaging her breasts, and licking her lips. “Stroking your cock for me?”.
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