Once face to face, Wendy introduced her younger sister, Bev, who was visiting for a few days from her home in the UK. Wendy and her husband had migrat...d to Australia from the UK over thirty years earlier, and this was one of the rare opportunities for the sisters to meet up. Wendy apologised to me for telling Bev about her eccentric next-door neighbour, and Bev had asked to see me for herself. "I thought you wouldn't mind," she explained, rather unnecessarily.Bev extended her hand across the. " Hey, I'm gonna be sendin' Cindy home with an application to take the ACT in a week or so. So don't be surprised." Okay! Thanks for the heads' up! See ya'll soon!" I flipped the phone closed.Cindy handed me a pair of street shoes. I changed." We're gonna have fun with this gumbo, right?" she asked."We are, cutie," I said. She curled her legs up underneath her on the sofa and snuggled in against me. I was laughing to myself."What's funny?" she asked."You. Me. Us. Happy kind of funny, though." I. The meal, meat pie served with some mash potatoes, a piece of honeycake and some Ginger Rum was given to me on a tray by one of the girls and I went to sit down at the nearest table.'Delta only', the officer at the head of the table said and I looked up to the other tables. I was the focus of attention as a number of the pirates watched what I was going to do'Cabin Boy', bellowed out a loud voice from my right. I looked up and saw a Commander who I did not recognise calling me.I walked over to. Finally making up the lost time she started to relax a bit and started to look around the shop when she realised she was in need of a pee as she had not been that morning so she headed for the toilet to reileve the growing ache in her bladder. She finally reached the toilets only to find that they were out of order and she was unable to relieve herself.A sudden panic flashed over her at the situation that she now found herself in and the urge to pee grew stronger.That monring Sarah was dressed.