On to my family It is quite large I am the youngest of 5 I have one older brother and three older sisters. It goes sister, brother, sister, sister and...finally me.Anyway this is a story about 2001. My parents were going out of town with my sister to a softball tournament she was in. Now I know what you're thinking. What kind of crazy parents would leave an 8 year old home alone? The truth is I wouldn't be home alone my cousin was gonna stay with me. He was in high school and my parents totally. ”“I bet you memorized prayers that are longer!”“Yes, but we use those regularly!”“Psalms then? You had to memorize the 23rd Psalm in first grade, I bet.”“Yes. How did you know?”“I was in Parochial school for first, fourth, fifth, and sixth grades. We moved a lot when I was young, and my mom couldn’t always get me into the local Catholic grade school when we moved.”“What made you stop going?”“I got myself kicked out by telling a nun to go to hell.”“That must have gone over well at home!”“My dad. Her eyes opened and Cereza's lips curled into a wicked smile.'This is the chance of a lifetime.'* * * * *Bayonetta stalked the hallways of the Lumen compound, her boot heels clacking on the tile in the otherwise quiet facility. She strode with confidence, closing in on her objective but keeping her guard up in case any surprises were lurking.She had entered the building through a back entrance shortly after nightfall and spent the last half hour taking out guards quietly. There were. Then to my suprise my wife said" I know that aint ture because from the looks of your shorts you have a big cock". I could not believe it! not only did she say that,but she stared at his cock while she said it. Then it seemed like a long period of time we didnt say any thing, but she just stared at his lap. About then his cock twitched and grew bigger,my cock was starting to get hard,but i didnt notice cause i was in shock. Then my friends face sadened and he said i am not k**ding. She stole.