I always wanted to be a police woman, and I was always, you know, a ‘good’ girl ... But the idea of doing something illegal and filthy like that ..... With no victims – except me, like ... That was always just a huge turn on...”“How long ago was that”Cara counts the years in her head. “I think when I was about 16 or 17 I read something on an advice page on the internet ... Someone saying they had thought about it, and were they sick or something ... It put the idea in my head ... The advice was. He then travelled to Torquay, Paignton, Exmouth,Tiverton and Brixham. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it. The American, upon leavingDevon decided to travel to Cornwall to see if theCornish had the same phone.He arrived in Truro, and again, in the Cathedral, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'The American was surprised so he asked the Bishop about the sign. 'Bishop, I've. K. Janet that should have stopped any arguments move up I am going to see how much it hurts pervy boy when I stand on him in these heels". Janet did seem shocked as she answered, "Do you think that's a good idea, you might really hurt him and I bet he will scream, someone might come". As Kathleen stood up she laughed, "Of course it will bloody hurt him and it isn't going to matter if he screams as you are going to move right up and sit on his face again really hard". I was terrified, "No no,. "I think he's definitely got the knack of it." Gina concurred."How sweet! Another hurdle crossed. Now, sissy, go to the laundry room andfetch the ironing board and iron. You're about to start earning your keep.Oh, and by the way, perhaps keep yourself out of prison!"With that not so cryptic threat planted in my mind I minced from the roomto fetch the requested tools of what I surmised was going to be my newtrade. I couldn't carry both the ironing board and the iron at the sametime...not in the.