"Well, in the Assyrian community, at least out here, there are few enough people that it's a decent chance that we're all kith and kin to some extent,...but yes, Sandra is a closer relative than I told you before. We are cousins," Ninve confessed, licking her chops at the incestuous aspect that they hadn't revealed before."Exactly how close is this affinity?" I asked, revealing my knowledge of genealogy."Um ... second cousins ... nothing removed?" Sandra hesitated to admit just how close."Holy. "We had a contest. Hang on, I gotta sit down." Before you fall down?"She plopped into the comfy chair and put her legs up on the footrest. Her legs splayed open, and I could see she was minus panties. From the sights and smells, I knew she'd been fucked. The only question was, who, and why so hard?"There was this contest, to see who could seduce the substitute Biology teacher. Mr. Bender was in some kind of accident and has been laid up for the last month. His son came in from out of state to. .he actually swerved over to the otherside of the road!"Pastor wait!" Jerry screamed, and he saw the man's head turn, thenquickly turn away. The car disappeared into the storm.Jerry collapsed to the ground and cried. He did not understand. How coulda God fearing man like Pastor Jenkins leave him... leave anyone out herein this storm?"Dear Lord, I need your help," Jerry cried as he turned his face towardsheaven. "I can't walk another foot...please God...help me."Again Jerry saw headlights. . in porn. I guess that I should have been upfront with you about that, but that’s ... sorta my new career track. That’s why I installed the parental blocks. It wasn’t to block Big Love or Spartacus or Game of Thrones. It was to block porn, because I didn’t want you finding out the truth about me until you were already married to me or living with me. I wanted you so nailed down that you wouldn’t even think of it as cheating before I told you the truth.“I’ve signed a contract and everything. I.