.. Wait, who is this?”“It’s Matt.”“Oh, did I dial your house? Shit.”“No, I’m at Pete’s.”“Really? What are you doing there?”I i...nored his question. “What happened today?”“What do you mean?”“With Skinner, man. What happened?”“Uh ... We were rehearsing, you know, and...” Bruno went quiet.“Come on, man, I need you to tell me.”“We had, um ... Well, we had rehearsal, and it wasn’t good, man. Pete was acting all weird, and...”I didn’t have much patience as the silence returned. “Bruno, out with it. My lips are full and pouting, hers are thin and mean looking. My teeth are perfect, hers aren't. I've got a great figure, in every way, whilst she's far too fat. My hair is long and wavy and lustrous, hers is like wet string. My skin is lightly tanned all over and flawless, her skin is pale and a bit blotchy.Course we know all this but our "PG" contests work nicely to emphasise it. The whole thing makes me feel incredibly good – it plays to my ego, reaffirms my status as an extremely gorgeous. Asked why and told him"hell if I know, but first time she asked to go anywhere, since coming over from Manila." About half way there wife and i were talking and she asked why we were not going to KFC,, I told her she asked to go to "Kentucky" and she responded and told me that in the Philippines, they callKFC, Kentucky...The body builder takes off his shirtAnd the blonde says,"What a Great chest you have!'He tells her,'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'He takes off his pants and the blonde. I threw the covers off my bed and nearly tore my pajama pants trying to get them off. When I finally got them off I sighed with relief, everything was still there. I put my pants back on and went down stares. My sister was standing in front of the window cooking some food. I smiled to myself because she was still committed to that no bra at home thing. When she heard me come in she flipped around. “Hey sis I had some really weird dreams last night” I said. Then she stepped away from the window.