" Felicity snorted in derision. "As if you'd ever catch ME nude."Fred glanced significantly at the barely-there hospital gown that left nothing to the...imagination. Deciding that discretion was the better part of valour, he kept his own counsel as to 'proper attire'."Now, Felicity, your daughter has something to show you," Dale chided."Mom, my report card," Melanie proffered."Oh, yes, how does that look?" She took a look at the marks, and teacher comments. "That's really good, Mel. Those are top. That sort of pissed me off, I had been dealing with this all night, wishing he had been home to talk to, so I wasn’t going to let him off the hook. Unfortunately, in my frustration, I just blurted it out. “Jim, Tyler’s gay.” I won’t bore you with all the details. Let’s just say that he didn’t take the news well. He spent the better part of an hour pacing around the room, waving his arms and asking me how I could have let this happen and what was I going to do about it. It was my own fault for. Does anyone object to that? It’s easier than trying to make two sex-segregated rooms. There’d be two more upstairs, plus the private one attached to my office.”Dave laughed, “And the sauna? And bedroom?”“Do you SEE those on the plans?” I chuckled. “That was LAST time when we were goofing around. And the last thing I need is a bed in my office, given the issues we’ve had here.”“True,” Elyse said. “And joking about it is probably a bad idea as well.”“What about daycare?” Julia asked. “Didn’t. Some were even so venturesome as to suggestively thrust a pocketed finger out front of their jeans to obscenely mock her. Certainly no one was willing to stand up to her, but then few dare risk a swift and decisive kick to the groin for making the same mistake Bosco did. While no one was certain why she wouldn't follow her Banshee sisters into the dark of the alley, everyone knew that "Willie" would never be anybody's bitch. Everyone simply left well enough alone.Often "Butch-Willie" would.