At least I think I am. But she's not in love with me. She's in love with... She's not in love with me." But you two..." I stammered. Then I thought, '...obbie's in love? Who the hell is Robbie in love with?'"We have fun. Let's just leave it at that." Okay." Unless you want to join us for real? Robbie's got a big bed." I don't think so."Why did I spend so much time, talking myself out of sex? It wasn't natural.I was sitting on a tall stool, mike in hand. Toby Reyes started in on the piano. I. She took it out of her mouth to cough, and while she was looking at the tiny slit at the tip of the head, a huge glob of white stuff shot out of it and hit her on the face.Pam screamed. Another glob of the stuff shot out and hit her upper lip. Most of it went into her mouth. Pam tried to get away, but the next shot hit her on the neck. She was too shocked to scream, holding the penis away like a snake that had bit her. More of that white stuff dribbled out of the tiny hole and ran down the side. She sat down in the lounge and I poured us two glasses. From the lounge she called out to me that she had another surprise.‘Oh yeah,’ I called from the kitchen.‘Yes, but it’s not what you think. I am not wearing any kinky underwear.’So what is it, I thought, a surprise air purifier? Something even less than that perhaps?’‘No,’ she continued. ‘That’s so eighties, don’t you think? That’s what you see in the movies. I wanted to really surprise you.’I walked into the kitchen.‘So guess what,’ she. She looked gorgeous. Any man or woman would love to go to bed with her. She knew her power. She smiled. She loved it. As she neared the house, she instantly noticed empty beer cups lying everywhere. She could see the back patio attached to the house. Five kegs sat on it. She then noticed a young man lying on the grass near the patio. He was out cold. Probably still drunk. She didn’t care. She promptly walked over to his spot on the lawn, smacked him and lowered her pantied bottom onto his face..